In class we briefly talked about how everybody is a hero (partially in reference to the question on the test regarding a classmates origins of birth). But anywho, this got me thinking back to the 22 points of a hero of tradition. And I was wondering, how many points would I really get if I put my life to the "hero test." So, here are the 22 points, and then my answers to them.
1 - Mother is royal, or a virgin
2 - Father is a king
3 - Father is near relative to Mother
4 - Unusual conception
5 - Possible "son of a God"
6 - Attempt made to kill at birth
7 - Spirited Away
8 - Raised by Foster Parents in a (usually in a foreign country)
9 - Told nothing about childhood
10 - In adulthood goes to/returns to future kingdom
11 - Victory over king/giant/dragon/foe of some kind
12 - Marries a Prince/Princess
13 - Becomes King/Queen
14 - Reign is uneventful for a time
15 - Establishes laws
16 - Loses favor with Gods/Subjects
17 - Loses the throne/kingdom
18 - Mysterious death
19 - Dies on top of a hill
20 - Children (if any) do not succeed
21 - Not buried
22 - One or more holy sepulchers (tombs)
So, here's how I did on the hero scale:
1 - Nope
2 - Nope
3 - Very glad to say 'No' here
4 - Don't think so, and don't care to find out
5 - Nope
6 - Nothing beyond typical childhood illnesses
7 - Nope
8 - Nope
9 - Hard to judge yourself here, but none of you do, so I'll give myself this one
10 - I don't plan on staying in, let alone ruling Bozeman, so Nope
11 - I guess you could consider college a foe
12 - Not yet, but I highly doubt it
13 - Don't plan on it
14 - 17 - No due to 13
18 - 22 - I expect my death to be fairly typical, so I'll say no to these
So, lets count those up shall we? Grand Total : '2'
And that's with being lenient on 2 of the criteria. So, I would have to say that my life does not really fit into the "hero of tradition." But like we said in class, "Everyone is 'The Hero.'"